Herman “Wants a Job” Cain
Paul “Just Some Teenie Weenie Cuts to Medicare” Ryan
Al ‘People Like Me’ Franken
Angela “The Debt-inator” Merkel
Anthony ‘With Certitude’ Weiner
Donald “Long Form” Trump
![Christine ‘Wide Cauldron’ O’Donnell
[hat tip to Lindsay]](http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lgh2vbCScG1qb9x6ho1_400.jpg)
Christine ‘Wide Cauldron’ O’Donnell
[hat tip to Lindsay]
Condoleezza ‘Shrimp Fried’ Rice
George “Environmentally Flaccid” Will
Ray “High Speed Rail” LaHood
Robert “There is no end to it!” Byrd
Joe “The Plumber” Biden
Jesse “The Body” Ventura
Tim “Mini Sota” Pawlenty
Michele “This is how batshit crazy I am” Bachmann
