Joe “mwaahaahahaha” Biden
The How Big Summit
Cory “Man of Action” Booker
Jim “Ranking Member” Clyburn
Rick “Come from Behind” Santorum
Herman “Wants a Job” Cain
Paul “Just Some Teenie Weenie Cuts to Medicare” Ryan
Al ‘People Like Me’ Franken
Angela “The Debt-inator” Merkel
Anthony ‘With Certitude’ Weiner
Donald “Long Form” Trump
![Christine ‘Wide Cauldron’ O’Donnell
[hat tip to Lindsay]](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lgh2vbCScG1qb9x6ho1_400.jpg)
Christine ‘Wide Cauldron’ O’Donnell
[hat tip to Lindsay]
Condoleezza ‘Shrimp Fried’ Rice
George “Environmentally Flaccid” Will
Ray “High Speed Rail” LaHood
